yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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