I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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