Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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