eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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