Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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