oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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