she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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