i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize