Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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