Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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