All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
4 words: hood of his car
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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