He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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