what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
