Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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