I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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