Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
This is the high leading the old right now
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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