Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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