We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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