I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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