what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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