ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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