More tranny stories later!
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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