she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Randomize
