I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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