did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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