we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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