Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(314): View more from Missouri

Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.

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(614): View more from Ohio

So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night

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(604): View more from British Columbia

The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am

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(317): View more from Indiana

Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"

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(815): View more from Illinois

Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.

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(641): View more from Iowa

I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.

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(716): View more from New York

We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.

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(702): View more from Nevada

bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face

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