just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
