let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My life is pants optional.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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