omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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