So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Two words: nipple clamps
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