So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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