you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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