first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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