ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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