Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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