Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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