Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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