i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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