I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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