I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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