my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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