well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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