Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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