you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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