the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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