Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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