tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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