Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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