Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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