we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i've created a new STD.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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