The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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