we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
In other news, I just burned my penis
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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